OMG. Is it true? Is he back?
Speculation is rife that the Arthurian League's occasionally acerbic columnist Sir Arthur Ian-League could be making a sensational return to this website.
Having last been seen being dragged away to a secret alcohol free, no smoking, mineral water only torture chamber in NW7 4HR by the ruthless Lord Mufty-Bufty (the League's chairman) for the heinous crime of being "nasty" to those sensitive souls of Old [insert name of preferred team], we understand that Sir Arthur has since been released and is currently being debriefed by the intelligence services at their equally secret headquarters in WD6 3AJ.
Whether this harrowing ordeal means he is the same man only time will tell of course but we will endeavour to bring you the full exclusive interview as soon as we are able to speak to him.
Author: Press Association
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